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[stenchus_rodentus]

Chip

Ghastly dare I say savage choice in clothes yet there's a flicker of intelligence in that cavern. Must mock relentlessly.

Preston

The greatest fool is one who doesn’t know he’s a fool. We agree and get along rather well thus he’s a quite useful fool.

Marnie

The devil couldn’t have gifted a stranger child. Insists on building my ‘self esteem problem’. Do not parent at any cost.

Ursula

Ursula, madame, you have my accolades and my envy. Mostly my envy. A tenuous alliance.

Donald

A temperament as fowl as what he calls a wardrobe. Truly some misfortune at sea must have befallen him for his entire...je ne sais quois.

Belle

Intelligence and naivete don’t mix do they? A trusting nature as hers is most valuable when you’re as magnanimous as I.

Sally

Possibly a beggar. But her taste supersedes her...peculiarities for now.

Virgil

Tasteless clothing aside, there’s something more to this character. I do love uncovering a tasty secret.

Merlin

A doddering possibly delusional elder. Relation to Marnie, the poor girl. Not worth considering at the moment.

Cornelia

Rude as she is unrefined.

Thalia

Either from a future second Greek empire or extremely dedicated Greco-Roman scholar with disheveled wear.

Finnick

Potential Fidget replacement. Time may tell.

Dipper

Street urchin with an investigative streak as big as their hideous vest.

Stitch

A demonic native of Hawaii, a personal discovery I’m naming the Hawaiian Blue Devil. If I cannot recruit them, note to make a Hawaiin Blue Devil brand drink

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